Welcome friends to the how to herrittic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and this is your

user's guide to life on the outside. That's right,

leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world. But it can also be a

scary world. Things work differently now. Never fear. That's why we're here. We're your audio

uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields. We're

going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. After all,

you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

Let's do a show!

Let's roll! Well, Uncle Dan. What? The show must go on. Okay, fine. Then let's do it. I'm ready to rock and roll, baby.

The show goes on this week, and we've got some really fun stuff.

Our friend and brother from the same mother, Uncle Doug,

joins us to talk about a certain group that unfortunately we will

no longer be able to meet.

Well, but boy do they love their commandments right up until they don't?

Lord.

Just like everybody else.

Yes, with a profound violation of just one of them,

it all came crashing down.

Right indeed.

And then we're gonna talk a little... The beautiful dream came crashing down.

Yeah, you know, if there's one way that I would describe any religion,

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