Look out for Lamas! - 030
The How-To Heretic
How to Heretic
5.0 • 961 Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2018
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
This week! Uncle Uncle Dan can barely speak through his oily mouthful of dumb, Uncle Mark casts a hard eye on the world's totes most bestest person ever, and together we explore the positive benefits of spontaneous roadside circumcision.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome friends to the how to the how to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm |
| 0:09.1 | Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside. |
| 0:13.3 | That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world. |
| 0:17.2 | But it can also be a scary world. |
| 0:18.8 | Things work differently now. |
| 0:20.0 | Never fear, that's why we're here. |
| 0:22.1 | We're your audio uncles. |
| 0:23.0 | And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, |
| 0:26.0 | we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. |
| 0:30.0 | After all, you only get one that we know of, |
| 0:32.0 | so you better make the most of it. |
| 0:33.4 | Let's do it! Engage! Well, Uncle Dan. Yes, sir. We are at show number 30. Is it? Yeah, who knew? This crazy. |
| 0:47.0 | We are at show number 30. Is it? Yeah, who knew? This crazy little dream. |
| 0:55.0 | Who could have predicted that? |
| 0:56.0 | Would come to such a randomly round number. |
| 1:00.0 | Indeed. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, so today we're going to talk about a variety of things. You are going to talk about the proper lubrication for bullshit. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, yeah, it's delightful and we'll pull all the goodness. |
| 1:19.0 | It'll take all, but never mind, I don't know where I was going with that. |
| 1:23.0 | No, it's just terrible. |
| 1:25.0 | It's terrible. Let's talk about also what you're going to talk about which is one of the most beloved characters in the entire world. |
| 1:35.0 | Right, and I think we were going to see if that's really an opinion worth having. |
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