There can't be too much hype for the sexy, smuddy show, because I'm not that sexier smuddy.

So, you know, bring the hype within, within, like, reasonable parameters.

And thank you very much for joining us once again.

I am your host, The Grey Knight.

I don't quite know how to begin like a live show recording in such a way yet that I think will represent who I am or how I'm doing.

So the best way I think to begin this show is just to say,

all of my jokes written are about a slain woman and they all have to be thrown out because she was already slain, but now she was found and all the jokes were about her missing.

So that's pretty much like, like, that's, that's, that's the slate of my week is I did stuff,

but then it didn't work out for you guys.

On a personal note, I just want to say that I'm having a lovely time in this apocalypse,

this stage of it. This is the part of the apocalypse that I'm having the most interesting time

with. I'm personally feeling pretty good. I get out of bed pretty easy most days. I do chores around the house. I don't

complain too much. You know, I get my stuff done, yada, yada, yada. But it's also like the part of

the apocalypse where it's still an apocalypse for me, but it's not for other people. And I, that part I have to admit is really, is really interesting.

And so just to feel slightly less insane, because I, I, I just want to get it out, like,

real quick, uh, uh, this is a segment that I like to call, I'm not talking about COVID, but...

So just super quick, just super quick, because it's the craziest thing in the world I know.

If you're wondering why, like, all of a sudden I'm not...

You'll hear me referencing, like, oh, I'm not going to the gym right now,

and I'm just waiting real quick, or you'll see me talking about, like, looking at them extra

vaccines, trying to get one of them overflows.

If you're wondering why that is with me in particular, especially when all of the news is just

...