Well, now I don't want to do a live show. Now I just want to play with the word dick the whole time.

Oh, shit!

Welcome to a live show!

I'm your host, The Grey Knight. I've put on a recording voice so that you know that it's a show.

I will drop it very shortly because I hate doing one of these.

This is what I was trained to do in performance school.

I don't care for it.

Hello.

It's called the boring baritone.

It's the best phrase I've ever heard for doing that voice.

Stephen Colbert came up with that phrase, and I'm like, God, that's so perfect.

That's the best way to describe that fucking voice that they teach you to do.

It's so fucking boring.

You just make everything nice and easy, and then people follow along, even though they're joining you out.

They don't change the channel, though.

They just suddenly go to the kitchen and look at their pantry.

They don't even know why they're doing it. And you can say anything in that voice, too. Many toddlers died in the crash.

Right? Just boom. Just boom. I know. it's horrible. Isn't that awful?

And over 1,000 pets had to be put down. Back to you, Brenda.

I was reading about these flea callers that got recalled, because if you put them on children, then, and I just, like, I had to stop right there. Like, right there was so early in the article, too, and I just had to bounce out because I was just like, okay, I don't, I don't want to find out the information that I'm going to find out in the rest of this article. I saw Pet, I saw Fleetcar recall. I started reading. I don't know why.

But I'm going to stop now. And I have to say, that's been a really good choice for me lately.

I've actually been dipping out of the news. I've been talking about that and not reading so much and only reading about like COVID on occasion.

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