I think I said something that absolutely just ripped somebody in half the other day, and I think that's where I'll start the line show.

Because I didn't mean to. Like, here's a real story that I once read, and now you unfortunately have to hear it too.

It's a story about a farm boy in America.

This story takes place a long time ago, and so you don't have to worry about health insurance.

I'm telling you that right now, because otherwise it would be even more gruesome.

So what happened is the farm boy, approximately 16 years old in this story, has a property that he, an estate,

that he is doing some chores on. He is the oldest sibling home. And they have a combine harvester on the property that he does, in fact, drive. The age for driving a tractor in the US is often 12 or 13 depending on the state, county, yada.

It's actually pretty common for some younger kids, male, female, to do some pretty expansive stuff around a ranch, starting at age, 9, even like a riding mower or something like that is not out of the question,

depending on how big the farm is, how far away you are from civilization, yada.

And so this is backwoods, and he's got a lot of comfort with this machine, but for some reason,

this is going to get very graphic. His sleeve catches in one of the threads, and it pulls his

arm in. And as it's pulling his arm in, he tries to pull it out with his other arm, which catches.

So both of his arms get ripped off by the Harvester.

He has to then, this is before cell phones, long before cell phones, he has to then run home where he uses his mouth to knock the

phone off the receiver nose to dial and he says into the receiver his address and what's

happened. He then has to wait for ambulance services to show up.

And he thinks to himself, I'm bleeding everywhere.

So he does what any 16-year-old would do in that situation and he walks into the bathroom and he

stands inside the tub because he doesn't want to get blood all over the nice house his

house he lives he actually gets one working arm out of

this believe it or not and he tells the tale it's not it's not all it's not

at all uncommon unfortunately as Linda is playing out why am i telling you this horrible shocking

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