Okay, okay, season four, season four.

We got this piece of cake. No big deal.

There's a couple of things in the news, probably, that I should address after my time away.

And...

Oh my god! Is this headline correct?

Chloe Kardashian's not a billionaire? My God, is anything sacred?

Hello, this is the Knightly Pleasure's podcast. My name is the Grey Knight. If you find that to be a little bit too much, you can call me Jack.

If you find either those to be a little too much, you don't want to know what the other girls call me.

I write erotica. I perform it.

Sometimes that performance is a little bit interactive, so be warned, I do make the sounds that come along with the script, whatever they entail.

This is all for fun and fantasy. I am just a guy who writes stories, and thankfully you all seem to think I have a nice voice.

I am very, very appreciative.

You can find more about me on my various social media platforms, which I well instruct you to follow

pretty much non-stop after this point.

But for now, I just wanted to say, hello. I know there's a lot going on right now,

and I don't know who you are or where you are or what your story is in any way at all.

But I'm glad you're here, and I am going to try and entertain you and arouse you and maybe

give you a little bit of relief.

Wouldn't that be nice?

So if you're interested and if you think you want to have a little bit of fun, let's ease into things. It's going to be a long,

hot summer season, and, well, I think this season of erotica should reflect that, don't you? It doesn't do us any good to bury our heads in the sand, especially when we want to bury them in other places.

So, let's focus. On the heat, on the friction, on the angst, and the twists, and all the turns that are going on in our time.

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