Sometimes you get a coupon in the morning.

It's just nothing you can do about it.

Sometimes a coupon, just like, you're just like...

Sometimes you read a headline

less than 30 minutes after waking up and you laugh hysterically at the ceiling for 90 seconds.

Not knowing really what your laughter is about and having to process that

later, what headline that could be, who knows?

And then after you process that, some time later, you, you, sometime later, you get a, you get a coupon for half off fried potatoes delivered to your door.

And you go, you know what?

Kind of, kind of sounds like these two things are related.

These things didn't seem related, but now that they've come together like a Taoist fucking fable, I understand how I am complete.

By the way, you can't hear, you're going to hear some ice clinking.

That's because I normally have a pitcher of green tea that I pour into a cup, like a civilized

person, but I just got dish soap. I moved, I, I, I've been here for a while, and I've been

out of dish soap for a while, and I just got dish soap yesterday with my delivery, so everything's soaking real good.

I don't know how you guys soak.

Some people only soak once, and I got to tell you, you people depress me.

Your sink has a divide in the middle for a fucking reason.

And so you've got to fill up both chambers with water,

and one of them's got the soapy, and one of them's got the clean,

and you keep throwing them back and forth with the scrubbing.

So all of the cups, everything is fucking soaking.

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