Hello and thank you to everybody who came out so very much.

If you're listening to this after the fact, it's the Valentine's Day show.

And why didn't you come out and see me?

Is because I scheduled on Valentine's? Oh, see, now all of you girls have been telling me how amazing I sound,

and how amazing I've been doing, and how much you're enjoying all the content,

but you're not coming out to the shows,

and I know that you need to.

Every girl who did, everybody who sent in something, I appreciate you all so very, very much.

You make it happen.

You're my Valentine, and I'll never, ever forget you.

What's that?

You still want to be my Valentine, even if you didn't come on out.

Well, of course, you can send in a tip on the link below. It will be in the podcast description. You can also share my stuff. I'm on Twitter and I'm on Tumblr, and I'm talking a lot, lot more than I used to. It's fairly consistent. I'm fairly flirty. You can share my stuff with a friend or on social media.

It brings more girls in.

And that is how you can... I'm fairly flirty. You can share my stuff with a friend or on social media. It brings more girls in.

And that is how you could absolutely positively be my Valentine. Here's why being my actual

Valentine is not the greatest thing in the world. Several girls actually sent me something to my mailbox.

I didn't get it. I'm going to go get it tomorrow. I'm going to go

get it first thing. But I take my lovers for granted. Maybe that's why you don't come.

Is it because I take you for granted? Is that why? Is it because I put you off? Is it because

I put you last after me? Because I got to say, after listening to all the

stories about women, I don't think that's why. Because it sounds like women do that all the

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