And thank you so much for joining us. Once again, it is the Knightley Pleasures podcast, episode number 306. There's nothing special about 306, but it is a special episode. Why? A fellow lady of the night wanted to make it so. She is a patron, and she also wanted to give us a little bit of a commission. But instead of a bonus

episode, which is what she initially set out to do, because I'm actually a little bit behind on

that, and you will be getting a bonus episode this season. Instead, she wanted to go ahead and

elongate an episode. Isn't that nice of her?

When I asked her what she wanted to do and how she wanted to do it,

she said she wanted to get the piece out pretty much as soon as possible in the next couple of weeks.

When I told her that's very generous of her, but that might be kind of difficult because

what I'm doing these days is writing everything

out a couple of weeks or months ahead of time. She asked me, couldn't you have a piece in,

but then keep going? Well, what a great question, and today's episode is the result.

So if you like it, please thank our mystery lady of the night.

She didn't want to be named, but we do appreciate her very, very much.

And her extended episode, this is called You Fucking Tease, and The Fucking Was Paid for.

So enjoy.

Well, hello.

Oh, no, I was told I had a visitor, but I wasn't told who?

You downtown?

Oh, okay.

Really?

No, I'm very happy to see you.

I'm just a little bit confused about what this is about.

Why am I confused?

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