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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, fire it up, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome into the show. Welcome into the show. Net positive. Dude, you know what people are hyped about? What?
0:08.0	That their city's coming up. Oh, the area code. Or 203. What's 203? Connecticut. Somebody look at it. Is it? Yeah. We talk about this. Maggie. Yeah. Okay, it's 202 wasC. 203. What area of Connecticut?
0:21.6	She's Waterbury.
0:22.5	This is episode 203 of the Net Positive podcast representing Waterbury.
0:28.1	Connecticut.
0:29.0	Waterbury, Connecticut.
0:30.1	If you're from there, welcome in.
0:31.4	And listen, if you got an area code in the twos, it's not, you know, if you go to look up,
1:12.1	did you know the interstates are like 10, 20, 30, 40, yeah, and then 75, 85, 95, 95 across the country. This, they have no, the zip codes are nothing. Yeah. Yeah, they're just whatever they decided. Whenever they came around. Like they hit random number generator and it just gave them. Yeah. If you're like on I-20, in America, you're going through like Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Arizona. In I-90, you're in like Montana. This is no idea. Yeah. So let's just keep it a secret. Okay. Whatever to whatever, what's next? 204. Yeah. No, I didn't. We're coming up on 204. Don't look it up. Don't look it up. Oh, okay. We won't even 2004. Yeah. No, no, I didn't. I forgot. We're coming up on 204.
1:13.0	Don't look it up. Don't look it up.
1:13.6	Oh, okay.
1:14.0	We won't even know?
1:14.5	Yeah, we don't know.
1:15.4	We'll look it up every week. Yeah, so we need to learn. We'll educate ourselves. What don't we need to know? You're close to the close proximity. what's it about what's waterbury
1:23.4	Connecticut about yeah
1:24.3	the waterbury open
1:25.5	from happy Gilmore
1:26.6	waterbury open yeah
1:27.7	for sure
1:28.1	fake golf tournament
1:29.6	yeah sorry Maggie
1:30.4	there's a lot of Albanians
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