Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present?
0:02.5	Let's get started, shall we?
0:04.5	From rags to riches.
0:05.8	I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:09.1	Yorkshire to New York.
0:10.7	Or climbers, you and me.
0:12.4	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:14.4	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:16.9	A woman of substance on Channel 4.
0:19.1	Stream now.
0:19.8	Welcome in, everybody, episode 202. Net positive in the podcast. 202, shout out. You know what area code that is? No. It's a, no, it's a Washington, D.C. Oh, relevant to the nation's capital. Very much so. Shout out. What, What, 203, I'll do shout out to every area code.
0:39.2	It's going to be.
0:40.3	Is it?
0:40.8	Yeah, that's my wife.
0:42.0	Is it not Nexto, D.C.?
0:43.9	No, I don't think that's how they do it. Wait, they don't do them like that? I don't think so. Oh, yeah, because Atlanta has 770404 and 678. got like three different ones too i mean dash was like 615 and 629 or something oh yeah do you represent the 770 no
0:57.6	and foe is a flex that we can do you know it is a flex that we can do you know Boston's got like three different ones too. I mean, Nashville's like 615 and 629 or something.
0:54.7	Oh,
0:54.9	yeah.
0:55.9	Do you represent the 7-7-0 and FOFO? We can represent our podcast episodes with area codes. Now we can. Yeah, we couldn't do it in the ones. This is a new area for us. Oh, right. Yeah, here we are. Yeah, the two's. Look at us. Yeah, we're coming to yours pretty soon.
1:09.8	I go to this.
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