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Tinder Takedown PT 2: Why Is He Swiping On Tinder With A Ring In His Pocket?!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

This #TinderTakedown came with a TWIST! We theorized that someone must have been impersonating her man on the apps...but today? We're confirming our suspicion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Must remember do not forget

0:08.0

remind me to bring photo ID

0:11.0

reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.

0:13.0

Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?

0:17.0

All right, love.

0:20.0

However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.

0:24.7

Find out more at Electoral Commission.org. UK slash voter ID.

0:30.6

The Fertia.

0:31.7

We thought our boyfriend might be being catfished on Tinder.

0:36.0

She was going to try to put a stop to it and talk to her boyfriend about it.

0:40.0

We'll find out what happened here in just a couple of seconds.

0:43.2

Look, as a guy that loves to be in the gym and is a fitness nerd,

0:47.7

I looked at this survey this morning and I'm like, what are they even talking

0:51.9

about? Who's got this kind of time so brand new

0:54.9

survey comes out and this is out of Australia so maybe they just have more time in

0:59.2

their days and we do I'm suggesting you. Um, suggesting...

1:07.0

She can't take the sign. We have these for a reason.

1:10.0

Kristen just left her mic and walked behind Bert. You know we have a 10 minute

1:14.2

break in between. I'm serious. I couldn't look at him that long because the

1:19.3

sun was like directly in my eyes and he was just like a black shadowy figure.

1:23.0

You could have just stopped that. I can't look at him that long.

1:25.0

That has nothing to do with the sun coming in the window.

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