I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is celebrity memoir Book Club.

The place where books come to die baby.

Why would you say that?

I think they come to take on a whole new life baby.

Okay, so actually can I actually marry what we just said?

Actually, actually, actually you have my permission.

Actually Ashley says go for it.

So I actually, I thought if I got myself stuck in a loop, so in college I had a professor.

You talked about literary criticism and how people write essays a lot of times because

they just love books so much that they don't know what else to do with a side of masticate

and ingest them and writing an essay is the same as when you look at a baby and you're

just like, I love this baby so much.

I wish I could eat its feet.

You know what I mean?

When you look at a baby, you're like, I want to take a bite of you.

I don't know what to do.

So books come here to die because we look at them.

We love them so much.

We take giant bites out of them.

We're eating them.

We're chewing them.

We're making them a little paper mishays.

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