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Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, all. Important announcement and a big favor to ask of you. In order for us to keep providing a free daily show, it would be a great help if everyone could auto download every episode in Spotify. Even if you don't listen or watch in Spotify, please open the app, search for the hard factor show once in, click that Click that Settings Wheel or widget and select auto download.
0:22.8	You can additionally select audio only so as to not take up much space.
0:27.4	I think you can do this in Apple Podcast too, but Spotify is more important.
0:32.3	Anyway, thanks for your support.
0:34.9	You all are the best.
0:36.2	And most importantly, have a great fucking day.
0:40.9	Sitting quietly once you've made the house all shiny.
0:44.6	Down time can be just fine, plain bangers from the 90s.
0:48.8	Tea break.
0:49.8	Nogged break.
0:50.7	Maybe listen to the outbreak.
0:52.6	Sometimes it's not time for some tombole right. It's enjoying lasagna time. Chilling to the outbreak. Sometimes it's not time for some tombola, right?
0:55.5	It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time, or time to visit your nan time.
1:01.4	Go on.
1:02.0	Play some other time.
1:03.2	Put your phone down.
1:04.4	Tombola.
1:05.3	Open for fun.
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1:11.5	Spark something uncommon this holiday with just the right gift from uncommon goods.
1:16.3	Listen, the holiday season is stressful.
1:18.6	It's right around the corner.
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