Hello dear friends, it is I, Duncan Trussell, the Skrillex of podcasting, and you are listening

to the Duncan Trussell Family Our Podcast, and I am here to shake my fist at the dark

Rupert Murdoch Disciples who are sitting in their evil towers casting fear spells into

the minds of all humanity.

I'm so over it man, I'm so over it.

These disgusting bastards like Nancy Grace, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, you can go

on and on and on with a list of these disgusting fear mongers, you know what they're like?

They're like spoiled toddlers who are sitting at the edge of a pool composed of human awareness

and they have pulled their swim shorts down and are spraying fear diarrhea into everyone's

brains.

That's what they do.

They just have fear diarrhea on top of everyone.

They infect people.

It's a virus.

It's a virus that is worse than Ebola in the sense that it is a virus that when people have

it, they don't realize they have a virus.

In fact, they say, I'm just being a realist man.

Here's the truth.

Today, optimism and realism are the same thing because we live in one of the most beautiful,

incredible times in all of human history.

So much great news is popping up these days.

They just cured a man's paralysis using cells from his nose.

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