My perfect escape would be...

A city break, somewhere with loads to do.

Nothing. Just relax and go.

Out. Dinner and drinks in the hotel before heading.

Too bad.

Nice and early for an amazing night's sleep.

Hello, my dear sweet, sentient bubbles of meat floating down the time space continuum.

It is I, Duncan Trussell, the Skrillex of podcasting, and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell

Family Hour podcast. Welcome. We've got a wonderful podcast for you.

But before we get going, I want to talk a little bit about some experiences I had over the weekend.

This weekend, I volunteered at one of the quarantine clinics that is popping up,

where people who have been infected with the new Taylor Swift song Shake It Off are being

observed and kept out of the general population.

The first thing I want to say is there is no reason to stigmatize or reject these people.

There's no reason to be afraid of these people.

There's no reason to treat these people differently than you're treating anyone else.

They can't help that they got infected with this terrible sonic parasite called Shake It Off.

It's a very interesting form of parasite because it's in the history of science.

It's the very first time that a parasite has transformed into music.

This has never happened before. Hopefully it will never happen again.

Also, let me make sure that you guys understand that I'm not trying to be a fear monger here.

I'm not trying to scare you guys with what I'm about to say.

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