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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Time Traveling Shills #5

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2017

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!


You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh

0:12.4

I did not yes

0:15.6

Arnie, oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have eaten so many combos while we were traveling through time

0:20.4

Those tastes so weird. I don't understand your obsession with them so dry

0:24.2

But hey Arnie instead of dry cleaning my fur what you could do for me is

0:28.9

Subscribe to our patreon for me so I can have access to all those tasty little things that we offer to our fans

0:35.2

Chuck what a great segue because we've been traveling through time

0:39.3

Going back to seasons one and two to tell the listeners about the great benefits of joining the patreon

0:44.8

So yeah, I'll do that for you, bud

0:46.6

And I'm gonna encourage the listeners to do that as well. Yes, and there's so many wonderful benefits you'll receive once you join

0:52.4

Two new bonus episodes every month plus the entire back catalog of bonus series that we created before

0:59.4

There's some good ones in there wait hold on every episode

1:03.5

Every single episode we ever created in one place. That's too many. We're offering too much guys huddle up

1:10.4

We're giving away too much stuff for five dollars a month

1:12.9

Let's at least take out season two episode 25 the one they just listened to you know what I mean

1:18.2

They won't care. They already listened to it. That's almost like a fuck you to them. That's a good idea

1:22.6

I'll get right on that almost the fuck you. I think that's a full on fuck you

1:27.2

There's all kinds of other bonus stuff you get a monthly newsletter priority notification for events. What else? What else?

1:34.1

Little kisses from Arnie

1:36.7

Usur will affect your dreams health care full dental. What else? What else?

1:41.8

Some kind of legal language about what things were saying

1:44.4

I don't know if we don't have time for that

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