People of Earth

In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.

Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, he told me,

just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.

Also, do your best to stop people from trying to discover other dimensions.

Along those lines, none of this is real, and this special book club episode of Hello from the Magic Tavern

should not be taken as evidence of other worlds beyond our own.

Also, hey, it's me, Craig.

Also, I wanted to say there's going to be a live Magic Tavern show in Chicago at the Music Box Theatre on Sunday, September 17th,

just a few blocks away from the infamous Burger King.

To get more info or to buy tickets, go to WBEZ.org slash events,

or you can always get info on upcoming live shows by going to Hello from themagictavern.com and clicking on the live shows tab.

Alright, I've got my copy of Great Gatsby Ready. It's Book Club Time.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon. I'm your host, Arnee Nekamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before,

about two years and seven months I've lost track, to be honest.

A go I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the Magical, fantastical Land of Foon.

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King and I use that to upload a podcast.

I record every week here in the taverns of a million Minotaur in the Prison Town Hogs face in the Land of Foon.

And I'm so excited. We do a weekly podcast, but this week we are doing a Book Club and I am joined by my co-host,

Trump the Talking Badger. Yeah, baby. How you doing, bud? Pretty good. How you doing?

I'm doing great. You know, I haven't really read a lot in a while, so I was excited to read a book. I'm excited that we're doing an Earth-style Book Club.

I gave you that history of Foon Book. Did you not check that out? I was saying I want to know more.

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