Time of Your Life

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Good morning America (or wherever you're listening from, hopefully from a different planet)! The long awaited Golden Record from our one and only Caleb Hearon is finally here. It's a bittersweet symphony as we go through a lot of feelings. Queue Vitamin C… and let us know… F/K Jason Segal and Vince Vaughn. Caleb's Artifacts The feeling of unrequited love, as expressed by "I Can Love You Better" by The Chicks (audio) They pushed me down and maced me Animaniacs (audio-visual) The blowjob scene with Brenda Song and Andrew Garfield in The Social Network" (audio-visual) The out-of-body feeling when you're having a special moment and you realize you will remember it forever (feeling) Lauryn Hill's album The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (audio) Every single John Goodman performance (audio-visual) The Break-Up starring Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn (2006 Film) "Money" by The Flying Lizards (audio) Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:09.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:18.7	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may
0:24.5	encounter this voyager.
0:26.1	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.0	Hello, good, goodnichua.
0:31.7	Hello.
0:33.0	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:40.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:50.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
1:07.0	Whoa, wow, wow, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow. Wow.
1:08.0	Whoa, well, well, well.
1:15.6	Hey, keeping record's heads.
1:19.4	What's up, Sheld?
1:21.1	Oh, you know.
1:23.5	Live, laugh, love.
1:24.7	Oh, what's up is live, laugh, love.
1:26.3	It's giving, living, laughing, loving.
1:28.7	Wait, I saw.
1:30.1	Lindsay sent me these.
1:31.6	Lindsay sent me screenshots of something that was being sold on Nazi.
1:34.4	That was like, live laugh abortion.
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