Mommy is Home

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

They're back from their meeting with NASA; seems like things went well. Now, Caleb's in New York, and Shelby's in LA. But the Zoom that connects them through the cosmos? That's Mommy, and Mommy is home. They play F/M/K with the Supreme Court (answers open to interpretation) and then open up the submission line to solicit additions/deletions for the Golden Record, and as usual you lil freaks did not disappoint. Covering a real wide breadth of the most pressing issues of our time, we have the following: Your Record Additions: "Never Again" by Kelly Clarkson (Audio)\ Soft pretzels dipped in cheese (Food) Finding out a coworker hates the same coworker as you (Feeling) Your Record Deletions: Fluorescent Lighting (Light source) Rolling Coal (Activity) Anya Making the Temperature Too Hot in the Studio (Producer Oversight) Charmin Bears (Product Mascot) Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.1	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.7	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, well, well, well, look who we have here.
1:07.8	It's our guest for today, comedian, actor, writer, resident funny person.
1:16.2	Caleb Heron, welcome to the podcast.
1:19.1	Philanthropist, model, friend, son.
1:22.9	You didn't put that in your bio.
1:26.3	Well, most people just know to add it on.
1:29.4	In my experience, people have been, have known to be like, oh, he's a model.
1:32.8	No, I knew those things about you.
1:34.4	I knew those things about you 100%.
1:35.6	Obviously, they're sort of, I feel like you wear them on your sleeve.
1:38.6	It was one of those things where I figured if you, you felt almost bashful about me saying it, you wanted to keep them
1:44.7	quiet.
1:45.4	You guys, our guest today could not be more from Cleveland.
1:49.8	Please give it up for Shelby Wolstein.
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