Hello and welcome to the Timkest IRL podcast today's episode is brought to you by orange man bad orange soda

I'm just kidding

It's not but someone send this to us and it's really funny

Because it's Trump and his head is an orange and his hair is an orange leaf and I thought that was

Yeah, have you had your orange man bad soda today?

Come on drink the Kool-Aid like everyone else, but hold on. You'll fit in now

I hear orange man bad soda is in fact not made with high fructose corn syrup

That is correct him. Wow. They use pure cane sugar

Very nice good stuff. Yeah

You know when you're drinking Trump brand soda

You're getting the real ingredients. So I once I was doing a story once on a water quality in Flint

Okay, and it was actually we were living together at the time

Yeah, I went there and I like I had to like climb down to the river and scoop up river water with like the sample cups

I was I had this thing from NYU

Yeah

And so I went to a Trump resort in Florida the Derelle Gulf resort

Okay, and I got bottles of Trump water

Okay, and I was like we're gonna run a mass spectrometer test on the Trump water

Because I was like it's probably fine, but could you imagine if it came back with like garbage in it?

Yes, it was clean and amazing nice

Yeah, they came back and they were like it's spring water with a Trump label on it with a jigsback

And then then they informed you that there was uranium in the house water. Yep

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