Hello, Tim. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola!

Ola!

Okay, my story has, it starts out sad, but it has a happy ending.

For years, I threw a huge Fourth of July party. I had a huge backyard in deck. We'd have

kegs of beer, band playing. People would bring their tents, stay overnight.

And the next door neighbor, he would come every year.

And then this one year he wasn't able to come, but he said,

go ahead and use my backyard for tents, you know,

so people weren't drinking and driving, what not.

So I'm inside the house with my best friend,

and we're splitting up this giant bag of mushrooms.

My man.

And we hear this huge explosion.

I mean, it like shook inside the house.

Like, what in the F was that?

So go outside.

People are screaming.

Well, it turns out a friend of a friend brought a pipe bomb and dug a hole in my neighbor's yard put it in the hole surrounded it with firewood and detonated

it without letting anybody my whole backyard there probably there's probably 60, 70 people back there.

And this thing goes off.

Well, my neighbor from across the street, because all my neighbors came to the party, because it was just loud.

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