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Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Drew goes deep reporting on the wildest story you have ever heard and enya sets a new screen time world record. Plus stories from the freaks that sit on the same side in restaurant booths. Please go follow enya or you won’t be hearing from her <333 business inquiries: [email protected] instagram: @emergencyintercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:28.0	odds of 4 to 1 in 3 selections tease and see supply. Hey! I'm emotionally and physically drained.
0:55.0	Everything has been happening and it's never ending and it doesn't stop.
1:00.0	Nothing bad only good, but my brain can make a good thing bad. Oh my God, wait.
1:07.0	You need to stop like replying to yourself like that because you're not really saying anything.
1:12.0	My brain can make a good thing go bad.
1:14.0	Imagine how excited your brain would be if you read an actual good book.
1:18.0	You get so excited about things you said.
1:20.0	I read 50 pages of infinite jazz.
1:23.0	No, you read 50 shades of gray, not 50 pages of infinite jazz.
1:27.6	You're mixing it too up.
1:28.6	50 shades of gray.
1:30.0	I have a feeling that our core audience are the kind of like people who are in high school watching 50 shades of gray like I just know that because I was reading on my
1:39.7	fucking iPod test. Yeah, Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey, um, Lelita. And
1:48.7	la Leda, it's giving Lelita. Um, I think we need to talk about something.
1:56.0	This weekend I did something really amazing.
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