TikTok gym bros are eating dog food for protein! | 3.20.23

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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On today’s episode of Hard Factor..TikTok gym bros are eating dog food for protein (00:51:14). Man arrested (again) for threatening subway passengers with his pet rat Jerry (00:42:38). How to grow your penis length by inches (01:10:43). Trump says he’s going to be arrested this week (00:31:33) and much more… (00:00:00) - Intro (00:04:57) - Mark your calendars: Fatboy Summer Merch-A-Thon stream this Thursday! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:31) -Headaches… (00:06:41) - ‘Saccage’: Chaos erupts in Paris as Macron rams through pension reform (00:14:41) - Frozen strawberries sold at Costco, Trader Joe's, recalled after hepatitis A outbreak (00:17:31) - Idaho hospital to stop labor and delivery services citing "political climate" and doctor shortages (00:22:50) - Ben Affleck's new movie just made its debut… (00:26:11) - Report: Former Texas governor sabotaged Carter in Iran hostage crisis 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:31:33) - Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday, calls for protests (00:42:38) - Man arrested (again) for threatening subway passengers with pet rat Jerry 💪Men🤝 (00:51:14) - TikTok gym bros are eating dog food for protein (00:57:49) - Manhattan dad recorded asking nanny candidates for blowjobs as part of her duties (01:03:05) - Man invents device so he can kiss insects (01:06:55) - Philly News Anchors accidentally joke about getting double fisted on air (01:10:43) - You gain 1 inch every 20-30 pounds you lose 👀 (01:11:59) - Another day passes, no word on two men who went missing while kayaking on Beaver Lake (01:12:57) - ‘Missed the mark’: Horror slam in Detroit, Michigan shocks the wrestling world (01:17:13) - The Wheel (01:17:41) - Fat boy Summer merch sales event! Brought to you by our sponsors…. BETTER HELP - This Hard Factor episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and get on your way to being your best self. Use that url and get 10% off your first month! SUNDAY - Sunday is everything you need to get the lawn you’ve dreamed of. Full-season plans start at just $109, and you can get 20% off when you visit https://getsunday.com/hardfactor at checkout! Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.6	Come on
0:56.8	Good morning and welcome the episode 11
1:26.6	69 nice
1:28.6	Hark factor
1:30.6	Very nice
1:34.6	How about this episode moves down and then
1:38.6	Yeah, move it up. He scoot up a little bit
1:42.6	Don't move it down and he's going to get a nice soul
1:44.6	You know what I mean? It's March 20th Monday
1:48.6	Why did you lift it up if you ain't want me to smell it?
1:52.6	Thank you for cheating on the news with us
1:57.4	Hopefully had a great St. Patrick's Day weekend and enjoyed March madness weekend number one. It was a blast. I mean
2:06.3	I haven't checked the bracket. I was good after day one and then I probably fell apart day two. Thanks for producing
2:11.6	But I would fell apart will two number one seats two number one seats out in the first week at one in the first round second and well time
2:20.3	UVA was the first one number once you'd choose this idiot fucking L losers yeah losers do
2:25.1	To produce stuck up losers
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