Check one, check two. That's me, yeah, throw those cans on, move that mic around for yourself.

Check it, check it, check it. Yeah, sounds good. Sounds good to me. I'll engineer it from over here. Awesome.

And then you can, uh, you can host it from over there. Okay?

Talkies, Jericho baby. Talkies, Jericho. Talkies, Jericho mama. Talkies, baby.

Alright, welcome to Talkies Jericho. This is huge episode 1000. I mean, come on.

How can we have made it to 1000 episodes? It seems like it's only been one day.

Yet it seems like it's been years and years and years, ten years almost to be exact.

But we're celebrating this huge milestone with a very special guest. I'll tell you who that is,

although you already know if you're with the headline. And we're celebrating the highly anticipated and critically acclaimed

at sometimes, Duff McKagan joke.

Of the week.

Chris Jericho, Duff McKagan calling you, uh, listen, I'm in Athens, Greece, man.

It's about 119,000 Greece where I'm at exactly right now.

Anyhow, I hope you're doing well. But he's doing well.

Listen, uh, a girlfriend of ours went on vacation with Jamaica.

And we're saying at this hotel and she came downstairs for breakfast and sat down.

And she's like, do you do to the waiter? Do you have any tea?

And the waiter said, uh, no woman, no chai.

Thank you very much. Goodbye.

I always love when Duff has to explain his jokes.

I mean, that one was pretty funny, but oh my gosh, is that ever a long way to go for the punch line.

Duff did say he's sweating a death in Athens, Greece. So we'll chalk that up to heat stroke.

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