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I'm also on the road. I've got dates coming up all over the country. If you want to see me, head over to columntural.com. Or you can leave a comment and let me know where you want to see me and I'll try to come to your city. All right. Enjoy the episode. Thanks. All right. Midnight circus, folks. Come on, give it up for me.

What time. Give it up for Colum Terl, the ringmaster.

Pulled it off.

Cirque de Collet.

Cirque de Collet, baby.

Sleeper on that one.

No, I forgot about it.

I'd said it before originally and then I forgot all about it until the other day.

But anyway, thank you, everyone that came out this week to, um,

Colin Turrell's Midnight Circus, the Variety Show, the weirdest show in town. It was a,

um, is a roaring success. It was a roaring seat. David Caggiano sitting beside me. It was a blast.

And then obviously we got Fonzie over there on the ones and twos.

Great job this weekend, but. Oh, thank you, Alphonse. It was a lot of fun, yeah. So the whole thing, just so you guys know, and without giving too much away from that, and you guys can all talk about from what your point of view was from the whole night. Definitely. First of all, it was a success. Sold out, all the acts crushed.

The audience were cool.

You know, I was figuring it out on stage, which is a thing.

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