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What's up, boys and girls, the Columtero podcast.

Special guest, Adam Rowe, Liverpool, Phenom, one of the biggest comedians in the UK. He has a great podcast called Have a

Word. I was a guest on that recently. Go check that out and then check out his specialists,

which are available on those YouTube channels also. Fun conversation. I've known Adam for years

back when we both had no money. Now he has money.

So things have changed.

But it's great while he's in town visiting to have him on the podcast.

Talked a lot about just the differences in American, English comedy, things like that.

But also, I've got dates coming up.

I'm on the road all across the country.

We got Chicago, Rosemount, Illinois, Houston, Texas, Dallas, Texas, Florida, the Florida Keys coming up.

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