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I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith and

Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week Cockney

Car Insults. insults. I was looking at an advert for a car this week. I can't remember what it was, just

you know, browsing car and classic like we do and in the adverse it said quite

near the top best color combination for this model I suddenly thought says who

what's your opinion don't tell me what's the best, particularly

because it was like gray with black leather, you just go, I mean yes, it looks nice, but don't tell

me that's the best color combination the best for you

grey with black you said that's sort of like korma curry levels of creativity

isn't it yeah isn't it just the best outfit one can wear, well it's just jeans and a blue shirt. I mean you could be

more inventive or be honest with you. You don't have to be Timmy Mallet but you know there's a fine line in but

but now

Mallet versus an Edwardian dandy don't go that far but you could jazz it up and

yeah I know who knows I think it was a 9-11 almost certainly I'm always like of course it was super safe

Hey, wait, do you know what it was not I remember now it was an Aston vantage.

Oh, okay, okay, and what's the name of the grey? Is it like freshly dredged pond grey or something or I don't know, clay pit? I think on that particular Aston it was called dead

uncle gray.

Deceased family member Gray? Discovered Uncle Gray.

Well we just went round to see him and there was no answer at the door and so we went to the

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