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I'm Richard Porter and I'm Johnny Smith. This is Smith and

Smith and podcast in which two friends talk about cars and sometimes car batteries. Are you a left-handed or right-handed clapper?

What do you mean?

Well, I, you know like when you, when you're younger and you just go through that period of deciding what your signature should be.

Yes. For the rest of your life.

Do I underline?

Yeah, and do I, like, like, yeah, I tried to make mine look a bit like a sort of graffiti

tag because it was that era but and I've still got it like that but um do you clap?

I remember perfect in my clap one day thinking I'm not sure I'm clapping as good as I could clap so I'm going to adjust the technique slightly so now what I do is I clap the opposite way to what I normally would I'm left-hander I'd normally have the opposite way to what I normally would.

I'd normally have the left hand over the right hand as a clap.

So my left...

What are you talking about?

I actually just... I just over analysed the clap and I don't mean the sex disease.

How are you putting? I'm left handed too. I just, my clapping is like the four-wheel drive system on a

Subaru. It's symmetrical. you do you favor left over right

or right over left well I'm gonna have to clap now do it just clap they just clap they just

I mean the right hand I would say the fingers the right hand are pointing

upwards and the and the so okay the my left hand is horizontal nearest damn it, and my right hand is vertical, but they're not perfectly 90 degrees to each other, and then they are colliding palms together.

There's no over anything, which way? Are you doing like a horizontal?

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