Ticket Masters & Finger Disasters!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C writes in to share their butt-play story and Bryan has some butt-play of his own at the Dr. office. It's a messy, messy episode of TCB! The Ticket Masters are out in full force around the T. Swift tour Bryan once bought an off market ticket...from his twin! Bryan's dad get's involved in Kevin's ticket broker business A colonoscopy is a ton of prep followed by a few minutes of getting really high! The colon prep proves too much for Bryan Talking while under anesthesia is not a normal reaction C is an open minded lesbian who gives men & butt-play a try! Anal is a messy mess...but you can always prep! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some things leave you guessing.
0:03.0	Like, why are yours contagious?
0:06.0	But not MailChimp.
0:07.0	MailChimp eliminates guesswork from email marketing
0:10.0	by analysing data from billions of emails
0:12.0	to offer up personalized recommendations
0:14.0	for how to improve your email content and targeting.
0:17.0	Guess lessons sell more within to it MailChimp.
0:20.0	Must remember
0:24.0	do not forget.
0:27.0	Remind me to bring photo ID.
0:30.0	Reminder set.
0:33.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:36.0	All right, love.
0:37.0	The way we vote is changing.
0:39.0	So, however you remember, you'll need ID to vote.
0:42.0	Don't have ID. Apply for a free voter ID.
0:45.0	Visit electoralcommission.org.uk slash voter ID.
0:50.0	Hi, Pearl.
0:51.0	Where's that pen?
0:53.0	You don't have to raise your voice.
0:55.0	You pay out.
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