Heart Wants What The Heart Wants!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous phrase "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants". It's an excuse to stay in wayward relationships and he has used it more than he'd like to admit. Chris Evans is over 40 and the World's Sexiest Man...there is hope fro Bryan! Krissy gets distracted by Mr. Evans being across the street Why do tall people always seem to win? The Laguna Beach podcast is not Laguna Beach of TV California traffic is on another level, as Bryan has learned Todd writes in to ask TCB about sleeping with the hostess at his restaurant Does weed slow you down in bed? Bryan has tantric sex, while high on second hand smoke A Marlin update is here for all those asking! Marlin gets caught with his hands in the cookie jar LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for MEN too! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383 or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Functions: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Commercial Breakers Roxanne Dave Sydney Ronald M Stu Carly Mia Jake DAS Amanda Julie Charlene Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	MUST REMEMBER DO NOT FAKE IT.
0:08.0	Remind me to bring photo ID.
0:10.6	Reminder set.
0:12.6	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget the photo ID when I vote?
0:16.6	All right, love.
0:17.6	The way we vote is changing.
0:19.4	So, however you remember, you'll need ID to vote.
0:22.8	Don't have ID?
0:23.8	Apply for a free voter ID.
0:25.7	Visit electoralcommission.org.uk slash voter ID.
0:30.2	Current slang?
0:31.2	Current slang 400.
0:33.1	This seven letter adjective means both dehydrated
0:36.1	and two eager for approval.
0:38.7	Kelly.
0:39.2	What is thirsty?
0:39.7	First D.S.
0:40.7	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:48.8	Do you mind if I go to second base?
0:50.3	She said yes a few times apparently.
0:52.8	At least three.
0:53.5	At least three.
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