Thursday, September 26th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a 92-year-old woman that crashed a car she was test driving into the car dealership, the man that bred the first Labradoodle regrets it, Samuel L Jackson can now be the voice of your Alexa, top 25 catchiest one-hit wonders, a guy arrested for calling 911 twenty-two times just to burp, Canadian cops helped a guy get his stolen weed plants back from a thief, flight attendant told they left 9-inch sex toy at the hotel via a very public memo, a 68-year-old grandma dominatrix that CHARGES men to clean HER house, a woman that tried to use a tampon to get out of an arrest, Dave is having a cold penis issue, a woman that lead cops on a police chase because she was late for work, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Fleet.
0:23.3	Hi there at 616 on a Thursday morning with Dave and Chuck the freak this 26th day of September.
0:29.4	Remember you can reach out to us at any time through email.
0:32.3	It's email at davincheckthefreak.com.
0:34.5	That's the best way to do it.
0:35.8	This guy's in a bit of a pickle.
0:37.9	He said on Sunday, one of my friends was over at my house for the NFL games.
0:42.6	And as we were watching, my dog began barking downstairs.
0:46.5	We were upstairs.
0:47.7	Now for context, she is a 13 year old pug who is deaf, half blind.
0:54.4	Yes.
0:54.9	Has a permanent head tilt, has horrible breath.
0:57.9	So she smells awful and has a hole in her neck from a biopsy which thankfully found nothing
1:02.6	but never healed to now at just a leak fluid.
1:04.9	Let's just put it down.
1:06.6	He said, but I love her to death.
1:08.6	Let's just put it down.
1:09.8	To get our attention when she wants to go up or down the stairs, she barks like crazy.
1:14.8	So I had to go get her several times to make her stop.
1:17.9	And one time my friend started laughing and taking pictures of her after a couple of minutes.
1:23.4	So come to figure out, he posted an ad on Facebook marketplace trying to sell her as a joke,
1:33.8	I guess, but I got flooded with calls.
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