Thursday, October 3rd 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Chuck being out, the risks of holding in a fart, seeing a friend for a medical issue, dating trends, Jason’s negativity, therapy sessions, sleeping naked, getting busy with your family home, substitute teacher masturbates in class with students there, more panic buying, televising baseball games, how NFL players feel about Taylor Swift at games, Diddy update, Matthew Perry’s doctor in trouble, Ellen’s new stand-up special on Netflix, AI podcast hosts, famous director will be working on Stranger Things, Pink Floyd drama, Elton John’s health, new Fyre Festival for Vegans, update on Shaq’s chicken restaurant fight, woman arrested for playing loud music, mother-son run prostitution ring, warranty voided over revving engine, disgusting things contractors have done to rude clients, man uses massage gun on his eyeballs, guy arrested for driving through parade, man freaks out over not getting Chick Fil A, can’t sue Uber due to agreement, Halloween decorations, fake AI pictures, Poopcopter invention to pick up dog poop, inmate breaks out of Boston area jail, 2-year-old trapped in locker, Avacato Cat Café, porch pirates getting smarter, sheep rams cop car, taxidermist turns rats into Sexy Showgirls, man bites anaconda, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the freakless.
0:17.7	Chuck the freakless.
0:19.9	Chuck is off today. Apparently he is throwing up. Throwing up. That's the other end than usual.
0:27.0	Yeah. Normally he's pooping himself. Yeah, that's what I assumed.
0:31.0	Yeah. There was no question in Lisa's eyes when she walked in and I was sitting here.
0:35.0	Yeah, right. I'm diarrhea, huh?
0:37.0	Yeah, you don't tell me.
0:39.0	We know.
0:40.0	Growing up, e-h.
0:41.0	Yeah, I guess he's still adjusting to his
0:43.6	those emic life. That stuff's a
0:46.5	that's a pretty powerful drug that stuff. It'll mess you up.
0:50.0	Yeah. Doesn't sound great. No. Especially getting used to it. So hopefully he'll be back with this tomorrow. Chuck knows all about our first topic. What happens when you hold in a fart. I've heard things. Oh that was my... I moved my
1:08.2	microphone. What was that?
1:10.1	That was a deadly sound. That was not him parting or holding in gas.
1:14.0	No, that's what happens.
1:16.0	Imagine being on a first day when you feel the need to toot your own horn,
1:21.0	that is, Paskas, the average person releases up to one and a half
1:25.1	leaders of gas a day. Most of those farts are odorless, but it is rarely acceptable to
1:32.2	take the chance and break wind.
1:34.0	Roll the dice if you will.
1:36.0	Whether in the workplace or with friends we all clench our cheeks from time to time.
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