Thursday, October 3rd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2019

⏱️ 205 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in zombie makeup is rushed to the ER but doctors don’t know it’s makeup, a high school football player that saved a life when he lifted a car off a neighbor, a Girl Scout Cookie cooking show is coming, an elderly man busted cutting brake lines on a public scooters, a drunk man that wandered into a high school and took a seat in a class, the homeless subway opera singer is on her way to a record deal, a guy that removed a tattoo with a cheese grater, bizarre inanimate objects involved in sex injuries, a dude that faked a carjacking to cover up his affair, a daredevil TV scientist that let a 6 foot python bite his arm, Hershey’s launches their first beer, and more!

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0:00.0	David Chuck the Freak.
0:18.6	Hey there, 616. It's the Thursday morning. It's the third day of October. It is David
0:23.3	Chuck the Freak. So yesterday we talked a bit about dark-sided kids.
0:28.1	Yeah. We did. And I'm shocked at how many dark-sided kids there are in the world.
0:34.5	It's actually really scary. Because you don't really, it's not something that's talked about a lot.
0:39.7	I don't think, like we don't, you don't sit there and talk about your dark-sided kids all the time.
0:43.2	Oh, because people lie about their kids. Yeah, they say how great they are. That's the truth.
0:47.6	People lie about their kids all the time. They're so great. Hard to talk about, probably.
0:53.3	Yeah, it's different. Did something really weird? Not every parent is proud. No.
0:58.5	No, true. Yeah. Not every parent sees the good in a bit of a crazy.
1:06.7	Well, we were inundated with emails after that segment yesterday. I mean, we could have done it
1:11.6	all day. We had so many calls. It opened up something. It really did. I think people just felt like
1:16.9	they could finally tell someone about their horrible little demon child. And that they weren't alone.
1:21.7	Like when you're not alone, right? Other people to say. When your kid tried to stab you too.
1:26.6	Yeah. What? I mean, a group for these people. We do.
1:32.0	So that we had so many insane stories. I mean, one of the weirdest was a kid that hit his mom
1:36.8	in the eye with a hammer and then licked the blood off. That was a standout for sure.
1:40.8	Yeah, really. That's about that after the show, actually. I talk about it too. I'm like, thank God,
1:46.0	my kids are beaten with a hammer yet. Yeah, I don't think you're okay.
1:50.4	Hopefully. But a couple of extra emails came in. I wanted to share with you guys.
1:55.3	This person said, Hey, guys and Lisa, support command listening to your podcast about dark-sided
1:59.6	kids had to share you a story about my son. He's currently seven. But between about three and four,
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