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Hi there, it's Thursday morning, the 21st of October and you're with Dave and

Chuck the freak. A couple of weeks ago, Andy made the brave confession that he

used his paper tickets at the airport. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently that makes me

look like an absolute madman. Yeah.

Yeah. Hellariously enough, that's the angle on a new progressive insurance

commercial. They kind of poke fun at some people who are turning into their

parents at the airport. Oh, I love these commercials and it just made a lot of

people think of Andy. So here's here's the commercial here.

The airport can be a real challenge for new homeowners who have become their parents.

Everybody let's do a ticket check. Paper tickets. We're off to a horrible start.

One at our houses, landmarks or major highways during takeoff. Don't buy anything.

I packed so many delicious snacks.

I'm in ballpark when group two is going to get boarded.

I can't protect you from becoming a man.

I can't protect your woman. That's how I feel. My tickets actually look a lot

rougher than those people. Those are risky. I'll crumpled up. My hands

much, you know, you crumpled up and wrinkled. But yeah, I didn't even know that was a

thing people cared about. I know I had to wander around there looking like that.

Yeah. Surprise. I have an body cavity check.

I wonder if I have a paper ticket. Something's up with him.

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