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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, October 12th 2017 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2017

⏱️ 205 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who sweep the house for intruders when they get home, new trend of people dressing like ninjas to commit crimes, a day care worker in trouble for playing with sex toys on the job, Ben Affleck accused of...

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Andre Gardner and I'm host of the Beatles Minute Podcast delivered to you each and every

0:04.8

week, the latest Beatles news. What will that Paul McCartney, John Lennon, AI Beatles song sound like?

0:12.4

We'll let you know as soon as we hear it. What we got to Paul McCartney archive collection release

0:16.7

this year. Fingers are crossed and I'm still hearing rumors of a 50th anniversary set by a solo

0:23.3

Beatles coming out. Soon as I hear, you'll hear on the Beatles Minute Podcast. Download and

0:29.2

subscribe at Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts.

0:53.7

Shake my head to the music a little bit. I knew I'd need a little start so I had like a power bar.

1:01.1

A power bar. Yeah, already. Yes, Nickers. Oh, yes, Nickers.

1:04.7

A power bar. Yep. It was a power bar. Can you imagine seeing Chuck at a gym like they're

1:11.4

gonna grab a power bar? For many years, that's what that was my power bar. Yeah, many many years.

1:19.7

I'm gonna be I feel like they're getting smaller and smaller. Yeah, the snics. Oh my God.

1:25.9

Like I remember when it was like a solid size. Yeah, everything's getting. I know. It's just

1:31.0

there. I don't know what it is. Except the people who eat snickers. Yeah. That's right. You're

1:37.2

smarter. Yeah, I used to eat one like every day. Oh, yeah. I can be all like this satisfy you.

1:44.0

It's a big fat ass. Yeah.

1:48.1

I was like, hey, don't get the doctor. Yeah. So true. I was at my jiggly-ass point. Yeah.

1:57.4

But yeah, you know, like, um, I just I felt like I was like, oh, God. I look

2:02.4

like a weird like gut rot type of feeling. So I'm like, I need a power bar. Do you feel

2:08.4

that? I got a boost. Yeah. Well, it's not quite kicked in yet, but it's gonna. Yeah.

2:14.0

Copy flying high. Uh, we got an email from a listener here. Uh, she said she's in her 20s

2:20.0

and she wants to know if she's crazy. You are. Yeah. She says that every time she gets home,

2:27.0

she as she said, sweeps the house to make sure there aren't any intruders in her apartment.

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