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🗓️ 27 November 2025
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who said he was nude because of a gator, the foods that you raw dog, a guy who shot himself while cleaning his gun, what two pervs were up to in the same park, having an affair with a bot, an old lady who fought off an intruder and then fed him, a sensual masseuse with 10 wives, a dude his friend because he peed in her new shower, what you got stuck in your own butt and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak on Instagram at Dave and Chuck the Freak. A naked man is in some big trouble in Phoenix. |
| 0:24.6 | Police say he broke into a home while nude. |
| 0:29.8 | Why did he do it? |
| 0:32.9 | A gator was chasing me. |
| 0:34.3 | Well, you know what? I don't know. |
| 0:37.0 | It's Phoenix. |
| 0:39.4 | Oh. |
| 0:41.0 | They don't have gators there. |
| 0:43.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:43.8 | Unless someone set one loose or something. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, I mean, that's... |
| 0:47.3 | Florida? |
| 0:48.2 | Sure. |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah, it makes sense. |
| 0:50.7 | Sure. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.1 | A desert. |
| 0:54.8 | A desert. No. No crocks or gators there. Sure. Yeah. A desert. A desert. |
| 0:57.9 | No. No crocs or gators there. |
| 0:59.7 | They like water. They do. |
| 1:07.8 | The suspect's 68-year-old Eugene Howard Shelton told investigators he broke into the house because an alligator was hot on his tail. |
| 1:11.6 | Now, in his mind, I bet it was. |
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