Thursday, November 20th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an emailer caught a porch pirate on camera, can’t afford to host Thanksgiving, couple arrested after Walmart incident, man pretended to be Good Samaritan when store owner collapsed but robbed him, another suicide at Disney resort, wrongful DUI arrest, screw found in Chipotle food, man sentenced after pleading guilty for peeping, 2-year-old girl got head stuck in railing, YouTube stream hiccup, former Olympic snowboarder turned drug kingpin, former WWE wrestler died, NFL super sonic flights to Europe, William Shatner pooped his pants on stage, Olivia Munn got food poisoning from eating sushi in bath, Dick Van Dyke almost played James Bond, Sydney Sweeney movie has even worse second week, auto shop owner hit customer in head with pipe after argument, wrong way driver busted for DUI, love triangle turns violent, man detonated bomb at apartment, politician’s daughter does porn, locker room nudity, Dave hasn’t talked about stuffing in a while, threesome gone wrong, Backstreet Boys look-a-like arrested, city defends inspector who was seen pouring bleach in food, Tesla ride share driver fell asleep, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak
0:06.0	Online at Dave and Chuck The Freak.com
0:08.8	Hi there.
0:38.8	It's Thursday. It is the 20th day of November. And we thank you for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Chuck the Freaks' ETA, about five minutes. Yeah, very soon. He should be joining us here in just a moment. This is something that absolutely could have happened to Chuck.
0:44.4	Listener sent us an email. He said, keep me anonymous, long time listener, and I know how increasingly common porch pirates are. Well, I had to share that I had a Walmart delivery order
0:50.4	today. It was for some critical supplies following a five-day up-north hunting trip, then consisted of just
1:02.7	meat and beer.
1:04.5	Okay.
1:05.3	So I waited patiently for my driver to deliver the package.
1:08.6	He was a little delayed, and I had to run out for a couple
1:11.3	hours. Package was delivered according to the notification. But when I checked my front door cam as I'm
1:18.5	about to head back, I see a young guy running and jolting from my porch with my package.
1:26.0	Uh-oh. Normally, I'd be pissed and complained to Walmart or the cops, but in this case, I think I came out on top.
1:32.7	Even though I lost some money, I wish my camera had caught him open it to see the look on his face when he would find Preparation H suppositories, dude wipes, and haemeroid cooling cream.
1:46.5	That's hilarious. That is great. That is great. It sucks weekly delivery.
1:52.7	Maybe that will end the whole stealing packages on the porch for that person. That's what you get.
1:59.7	Suppositories, dude wipes
2:00.9	And hemorrhoid cooling cream
2:02.4	I guess a week of just eating meat
2:04.4	And drinking beer
2:05.5	Sure
2:05.8	Yeah that'll do you
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