Thursday, November 14th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 14 November 2019

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about which is worse; dealing with snow or dealing with ‘snow birds,’ a guy wanted for decapitating a Tom Brady statue, a singing garbage man, could your neighbor be our pervert of the day, Trent Reznor won a country music award, why Chuck would want to hang out with Rod Stewart, the wife of a college football coach taking heat for kissing players before games, a man found locked in a dog cage in the back of a truck, a guy that tried to blow up a strip club after getting kicked out, a woman who overused her cell phone causing her eye to burst, 20 drivers that stopped traffic on a busy highway to rescue a dog, a holiday stocking full of ranch dressing for sale, and more!

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0:00.0	16 here. It is Thursday morning. It's David checked the freak on the 14th of November.
0:23.1	I almost went ass over teakettle in the parking lot. Well, it's all I saw. I see.
0:29.0	Yeah, I did a bad, you know, I recovered, which is great. But I did like it was like a three.
0:35.3	Oh, and that who I was fine, but the worst part was my just recovering broken toe.
0:41.8	Oh, man. Did you kick it again? Something I think because I was getting fresh.
0:45.7	I'm going to grip. Re-gripped. That sucks. That was, yeah. I was paying full start to the
0:51.5	ditch. I was like, good morning. Welcome to work day falls are like the only thing that is both
0:57.5	hilarious and or deadly. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They can go either way. Yeah. They're either like
1:06.3	belly laugh hilarious. And boy, stand in strife. At some point will all be brittle enough
1:14.4	to where they could kill us. That's just your death. Yeah. One fall. One little fall and every
1:19.8	bone in you snaps. Mm-hmm. Or you hit your head. And plus you it's night night. As you get older,
1:26.0	there's no way you recover. Right? Once your foot starts slipping. Like think about it. You slipped,
1:30.5	recovered a bit slipped. Oh, yeah. recovered a bit slipped. Got yourself. Yeah. That doesn't happen.
1:35.7	Like, right. That doesn't happen. You just go down. Yeah. We just go down. Yeah. Well, look at all the
1:42.9	stories we've done of old men and women just one slip and done. So you got it. I've got to,
1:48.0	and they got to come up with some like crazy suction shoes or something. I don't know. We need to.
1:51.8	Yeah. Well, what is it normally? Normally it's called salt. Yeah. Salt. Normally it's called
1:59.1	salt. I guess you pay a company to come and drop some down. Sometimes they don't get there fast
2:03.9	enough. Well, they've had a couple days now. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not like there's tons of cars
2:08.1	that were saving some cash. Yeah. Everyone was it was unexpected. All this. Yeah. I know why I wasn't
2:13.6	prepared. I wasn't I didn't think it was going to snow today. Yeah. Yeah. Now that's why.
2:19.2	And you know what? It's weird. I would rather wake up and there be five inches of snow on
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