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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, May 9th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the frigid temperatures in Jason’s studio, lions mate 20-40 times per day during mating season, 67% of Americans drink coffee, Ohio made it illegal to use Santa in booze ads, things that have a 0% chance of happening in the next 50 years, another Boeing employee gives an interview, cargo plane lands on nose after landing gear failed, man broke down in bad area and gets robbed and shot, ATM shot up, update on guy who put fluids in restaurant food, weird things the guy from the most boring video ever made typed in Word, Shohei Ohtani’s former interpreter had day in court, JD Martinez breaks catcher’s arm swinging at pitch, NBA and NHL playoffs, another man arrested at Drake’s property, summer box office expected to be smallest in decades, reviews for new Planet Of The Apes, Sydney Sweeney boxing movie, The Office spinoff details, manager beat subordinate for spoiling manga series, Swifties flying to Europe to see her show, woman ‘Rooftop Ninja’ lived inside Grocery Store sign over last year, woman facing charges for being drunk and nude in public, man hasn’t pooped in 3 months, man threatens doctor who gave him near constant diarrhea, nurse had to shave his groin area and whole room sees his stage 1, tornado rips through hotel while guests film, thieves carve through walls to steal from jewelry store, thieves steal $250K from strip club, cruise worker stabs people with scissors, woman scammed out of $900 as model for portrait, Cold Stone Creamery facing class action lawsuit, stuffed wieners from Oscar Mayer, guy’s close call with gator while fishing, man falls to death after locking himself out of hotel room, drunk man went to wrong home and beats elderly homeowner up, woman turns weed over to cops and they ask her to investigate, sandwich shop reopens after old person crashes into it, AI interactions with avatar of dead loved ones, students help staff member when he has heart attack, sheriff asked for nudes from inmate in exchange for favorable treatment, and more!

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the freak.

0:21.0

From the corner of my eye I see Jason blowing himself blowing on

0:24.9

himself. Wow my God to stay warm. My God in heaven day. I'm just saying what

0:30.0

have you been up to this condition here if you thought I could blow myself you are

0:34.3

so really mistaken it is I have to take out six ribs so cold you're the only one of us

0:39.3

who has a chance jason yeah that's true true that's not true it's so cold in his little room that he's in a constant state of frigidness.

0:48.8

Yeah, it's torture at this point. Yeah, it is frigid and rigid. We can't, we can't, yeah, we can't we can't Jesus. Yeah, we can't turn the heat on though no

0:55.8

trying to figure out how we can help him. A fire? Yes we can. Well I've you know I said it before I got to that place of insanity where I'm trying to figure out solutions to things that I don't know anything about.

1:09.0

Right? Like I've been pushed to the point that I'm going to start studying HVAC.

1:13.4

Well, we have the solution.

1:15.1

We just need someone to do it.

1:16.7

Well, you know what?

1:17.7

Rumor is, it's an actuator.

1:19.7

Oh yeah, that is.

1:21.7

That's the go-to problem. I've heard it I've heard it is being

1:27.6

switched around yeah I hear the place place whenever there's a problem it's that

1:31.6

damn actuator.

1:33.0

So just so for those of you listening to don't realize, there is at least a 20 degree difference in temperature between the studio we're in and the room that Jason is in.

1:42.0

It has to be right? Yeah absolutely

1:44.0

Oh yeah well it is a crazy difference. There's nothing happening in this

1:47.9

room right now like no air is really blowing in here but in his right now it is full blast what feels like air

1:57.2

conditioning. We start off very warm in here and then it regulates and it gets to

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