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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, May 12th 2022 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the craziest requests some artists have on their tour riders, the highest paid professional athletes, Madonna selling NFT’s of her vagina, a guy that was shot in the butt by his wife, a 5th grader in trouble for...

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:30.7

Hello there! It's a Thursday morning, the 12th day of May. And thank you so much for being with us here on Dave and Check the Freak.

0:40.2

You know, we were just talking a little while ago about bad customer service lines.

0:44.9

So, Amber, for Christmas this year got me a gift card with 12 car washes.

0:52.9

Nice!

0:54.1

Which is awesome. Yeah, great gift. I loved it. But I'd only used six so far.

1:01.5

Monday, I go to the car wash and it's great. You don't have to get gas or go in any

1:05.8

there. You just pull on up and swipe your card. Yes. Let you ride in. I pull on up, swipe my card.

1:11.8

Yeah! Error.

1:14.9

I rubbed it. I rubbed it. I rubbed it. He's like, yeah, swipe it again.

1:25.5

So, there's a little button. So, now I have to buzz into the guy.

1:30.2

Hello, how are you?

1:32.5

Hello, how are you?

1:34.3

How are you?

1:35.1

Hi, I'm here. I'm waiting to get a car wash but for some reason, my swipe card.

1:40.3

Yeah, no, I did. Swipe your card. Yes, I did. I did that three times. I just swiped the card.

1:45.4

No, yes, I've done that three times now. Uh-huh. And it doesn't seem to be working. I just, it just

1:51.4

beep. It just beeps. Oh, give you beep. It gave me beep three times. Swipe card.

1:55.8

I did. I did try to swipe card, and beep. Yeah, and keep beeping.

2:01.1

Not good. No. So, if you could just beep me in.

2:05.1

Nope. I just need to get my car wash. No good anymore.

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