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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, March 5th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that had a strange interaction on a recent cruise, new James Bond movie premiere pushed back to November due to Coronavirus, William Shatner in a dispute over semen, an elderly driver caught knitting...

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0:00.0

They in Chuck no. 3.

0:18.1

Hello. Hello. I can't. Hello. Oh, why is your heart so tiny? I know. It's because everything else is so loud.

0:26.8

Yeah, it's a brand new system. So, you know, we sound I think we sound fine. We find we sound fun. I guess well, it's I've had to turn my head. I keep blowing my ears out.

0:37.6

Well, no, just those that music bed was you're piercingly low. I think we might be. What do you guys? What's happening? What's going on over there? Charlie?

0:48.4

Oh, everything I dreamed. Just everything I dreamed.

0:52.5

Everything you're nightmare. Dream. We have some new computer systems work again. I stress you'll not notice any improved quality on the air. No, the only chance is it'll be worse.

1:04.7

That's a big chance. You think it's worse so far?

1:10.3

So Dave throws me a curveball where he goes where he starts waving his hands and he says, uh,

1:16.0

I don't know. I can't. Yeah, the show is literally the effects of like 25 minutes of prep. Yeah, which part of the screen did that?

1:25.7

Yeah, it was like the situation room again. And I was like all hands on deck. Everyone was in this room trying to figure out the story.

1:33.2

I'm sorry to work with people taking pictures of all the. That's really it should nothing should be. It's not hard. It's not.

1:40.6

The situation. It was I walked in and everyone's standing around waiting for the beginning of the show like work.

1:47.1

It's the day the robots take over. Yeah, this is the robot did take over.

1:51.6

It's kind of this is the purpose. Kind of. Yeah, I don't remember this day. Yeah, so pretty soon robots. We make and dick jokes and we'll be gone.

1:59.1

Don't even wait till robots get listen. Wait till robots get funny. If they want to get funny,

2:05.6

yeah, robots are going to get funny. They're going to program screen day. I was screwed.

2:11.5

Funny robots. Funny robots. No, we don't know. We don't like a link game and robot. I am the last bot 4000. Yeah, ha ha ha.

2:21.7

But whole. This is actually just a joke about it about 30 years ago. Yeah, everything they joke about comes true. It's close.

2:28.2

They predict the future. Yeah, Goddamn funny robots. Yeah, so now you guys do a show. I get to figure out how I'm going to end our little thing we talk about it.

2:38.8

Okay. So there's a way over there. I got to go over here. The computers are two miles away.

2:46.7

The text got a roll himself over. We're talking about getting my attention stick. We're going to put a gong around the end of

2:51.5

the wall. I just touched and stick. I just touched and I asked me my touch and stick. It's just touching stick.

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