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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, March 2nd 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about our favorite and least favorite months of the year, things to look forward to in March, how trying to beat a urine test backfired on a listener’s friend after he stole pee from a stranger, a dog that lead first...

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:06.8

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0:30.0

Hi there. What's up on a Thursday, the second of March. It is Dave and Chuck the freak.

0:40.5

Chuck the freak is out sick today. Hopefully, he'll be back with us tomorrow. It is March already.

0:48.0

So when you're outside, does it smell like spring in the air? No, I don't think we're

0:51.9

talking about that. No, no, no, no. It just smells like the stench of the rest of the winter. We've been through winter stench.

0:58.9

Winter, the stench of winter is in the air. The winter rot. There's a new poll out on America's

1:04.6

favorite months and our least favorite, well, at least they're over with January and February,

1:09.3

by far they are our least favorite months of the year. November also doesn't get much love.

1:16.4

I think November is because you're probably starting to get geared up for the holiday season and

1:20.2

a lot of people don't like the holiday season. The weather really starts to get cold.

1:23.3

I think into winter, it's like time to start to hibernate. That's like around here where it becomes gray.

1:29.5

Yeah. November is like the first gray. It's the gray. It's the beginning of the darken.

1:37.6

For me, I go into a window. Thank God, stuff and gets me through. That's like the only bright spot in November.

1:44.8

It's like I look at the bright light of stuff and to guide me through the darkening.

1:50.4

The other main winter month, December, like James kind of said, it's divisive because of the

1:54.7

holidays, 40% of people say they love December, which was actually way more than any other month of

2:00.2

year, but 7% of people hate it and another 14% dislike it. I feel as I got older, I started to hate

2:08.3

December. Like as a kid, it's fun. Christmas, snow, school break. Now it's like I've got to buy gifts.

2:16.0

I got to deal with the drama, you know, maybe a new dad that'll change. Yeah, maybe the

2:22.4

exciting thing. Well, of the holidays, we've already got Christmas gifts for this baby.

2:27.6

There's already something we found. It's March. Yeah. Yeah, look at you guys.

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