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on a Thursday. Dave and Chuck the Freak 101WRIF. Still a few slippery spots out there

after yesterday's snowfall. Lisa Ways is going to check the roads. Chuck has the forecast

for you. The more riff news, guys, can you now get your junk covered with penis insurance?

And during what's up with the Asians, could a guy have used that penis insurance?

Stop. We'll get to that in much more in just a moment.

Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Stories like this next one, especially when there are photos, make me want to inspect

every bite of food at a restaurant with a magnifying glass for the rest of my life.

Oh God.

Tuesday afternoon, 31-year-old Robin Sandusky of Manhattan ordered a $6 kale salad at

a restaurant called Guy in Gallard. And as she was eating it, she noticed, oh, there's

something strange on my fork. She almost put it in her mouth thinking it was a piece

of asparagus. Oh no. Until she saw it had eyes and an arm. What? Turns out there was

a severed lizard head with one arm still attached in her kale salad.

Oh, that's why you don't get a kale salad. She took a photo that we put up at David

Chuck the Freak.com. This is it. Yeah. Oh hell. There was a severed lizard head. One

arm still attached. She sent the salad back. The restaurant gave her a refund. She

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