Thursday, June 13th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who still sleep with blankets and stuffed animals from their childhood, a listener that used a semen detection kit on his girlfriend’s panties, a doctor caught reusing rectal exam instruments, a woman arrested for twerking in traffic, the Russian Booty Slapping Championship, the Willis Tower Skydeck glass cracked, a WWE Superstar that admitted to getting accidental boners in the ring, list of Celebrities that believe in aliens, a construction crew that accidentally paved over a historic brick road, how much plastic we unknowingly are eating, a woman arrested for driving a kids toy truck drunk, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak
0:22.0	Alright, it's a Thursday morning here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. It's 6.16 right now.
0:26.0	This 13th day of June, let's talk about sleep off the top here.
0:33.0	Well, it's a we're passionate about sleep here because we never seem to get enough of it as I'm sure if you're up this early.
0:40.0	You're the same way, but they asked 2000 Americans do you always sleep on the same side of the bed even if you're sleeping alone?
0:52.0	They asked them pretty much why they do that. You're allowed to give more than one answer.
0:58.0	Are you guys like this? I'm not a middle of the bed, but do you have a side?
1:05.0	Yeah, I have a side. I think it's mostly because of my phone charger now that I think about it.
1:09.0	I don't know if I have a side. I have a side.
1:12.0	I have a side.
1:13.0	Yeah.
1:14.0	I have all of my stuff like one side.
1:21.0	I think that I don't know. I have to switch it out and flip my bed around because my fat body creates such devastation and destruction to the one side after about three months.
1:32.0	Yeah, I mean, they're going to rotate that sucker. That's like tires, man.
1:37.0	I got to rotate it because there's an Andy-sized dip in it.
1:41.0	Yeah. I take like a 20-year mattress and turn it into a five-year mattress.
1:46.0	Yeah, I mean, pretty quick. I do the same thing with pants.
1:50.0	20-year pants?
1:51.0	Yeah, 20-year pants. I can be done with them in five.
1:53.0	Yeah, I've got about two-month underwear.
1:56.0	I'm going to stand there.
1:58.0	If we're traveling for work and we're alone or whatever, I'm always closest to the bathroom. That's how I kind of set it off.
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