Thursday, July 4th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2024

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about memorable clients that strippers have had, why a guy was tasered in an airport, your worst idea that did not go your way, an Airbnb mistake, how a dude used magic to rob a Walmart, a tattoo mystery, whether or not a listener should sell their socks, far jar NFTs, why and old trainer sued his gym, why a nude man threatened to beat another guy with a barbell and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	David Chuck the Freight.
0:07.0	The Freight. Start with this.
0:20.0	The idiot criminal of the day.
0:22.0	I guess the fact that this idiot has the idiot criminal of the day.
0:23.0	I guess the fact that this idiot has never been arrested before makes sense because obviously he's new to crime and has no idea what he's doing.
0:30.0	A 28 year old guy in New York tried to rob a New York police station the other day.
0:37.0	Oh, jeez.
0:38.0	A New York police station.
0:41.0	Oh, poor thing. Hey, look what we have here!
0:44.0	Oh, come on!
0:45.0	Hey!
0:47.0	Easy, don't point that thing.
0:49.0	I won't take it right to the evidence room, whatever you want.
0:52.0	Yeah. As you would expect, it did not go well.
0:55.0	No.
0:56.0	He snuck into the 52nd precinct in the Bronx through an open window
1:00.0	about 10 o'clock the other night
1:02.0	and tried to steal stuff from the head cop's office.
1:06.0	Of course someone caught him in the act.
1:09.0	He tried to run, but he was in a police station. Yeah.
1:13.0	So he didn't get far.
1:14.0	Yeah, the only person that can get out of there is a terminator.
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