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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, July 3rd 2014 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast (Part 1)

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2014

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck talk about getting busted jerking it, the strangest things you’ve seen in a window, stuff your partner does that would make you want prison over house arrest, some strange categories of niche porno, and more!

Transcript

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0:24.8

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0:27.7

Dave and Chuck the Freak

0:36.0

So we got an email from this listener who doesn't want to be identified, that makes sense given

0:40.6

the content, but he said a little background, I'm in the middle of a separation from my wife.

0:44.8

Long story short, we have had sex once in the past year, it sucks. To make matters worse,

0:51.2

she caught me pleasuring myself over computer porn one night a few weeks ago.

0:55.7

The look she gave me was one of pathetic shame and makes me feel like a total loser.

1:02.1

She stomped away and discussed rolling her eyes.

1:06.5

My question to your audience is what percentage of your men have caught crap overlooking it porn?

1:11.8

Does it throw most women off? Are women okay with their guy doing it? I feel like a down and

1:16.7

dirty low-life scumbag. But what am I supposed to do? Is beating the ball-bishop really that bad?

1:22.9

I really look forward to your listener responses before I drive off a bridge somewhere.

1:27.7

Oh, I don't do that. I think that women, a lot of women don't care about you watching porn.

1:33.9

They probably just don't want to see you watching porn and doing that. She just got caught in

1:38.9

a very comfortable situation. No chick wants to see you doing it. And I think maybe what made

1:44.6

it worse for this guy is that they're not doing it. And then it's like maybe she's looking at it

1:54.5

like it's a choice. See, you want to do it, but you don't want to do it with me. You're doing it

2:00.5

with yourself on this computer. And she's taking that personally. When really, if you haven't had

2:07.2

sex in a year, then it's just you're not going to have sex. So when you break it down, it's

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