Thursday, July 25th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2019

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener needing advice about how they handled a situation with a 70-year-old with poopy pants, a woman that chased down a perv after he flashed her on a jogging path, a listener that caught her boyfriend secretly recording her in the bathroom, a man claiming infected mayonnaise is what caused him to kill his wife, a 9-year-old girl attacked by a bison at Yellowstone, a grandma on a bike crashing into a car windshield caught on tape, a guy in trouble for urinating in a woman’s facial lotion, the #1 thing women hate the most about sex, gay fan-fiction caused One Direction to break up, a retailer that mailed diet bars with plus sized clothing orders, and more!

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0:00.0	16 on David shut the free kind of Thursday morning. I haven't really perfected this, but
0:23.0	I'm hoping to put something together like, Les Bolthurs days. Les Bolthurs days. How
0:28.9	do you think? No, no, I'm just having a mind aware on the right way today. Oh yeah, yeah,
0:33.6	let's get to the right direction. I got it. I got it on right. I like that.
0:37.1	Yeah, the things got your stuff together. I do. Well, no, but at least it's under
0:45.0	wears on. I stuck together. Step one, get your underwear right. My tried to kill me today.
0:50.5	They really did. They tried to kill me today. I'm getting down to the nitty gritty. Yeah,
0:57.2	that comes to my underwear. All the fruit of the looms are gone. Oh no, okay. All of the backup
1:06.6	fruit of the looms are gone. Like the rip off brand. The haze I threw out because my
1:12.2	daughter would come out through those out. Those are the ones I had to wear backwards. But then I
1:16.8	got some what I would deem as experimental. I think the bottom of your drawer, the experimental.
1:23.4	Very bottom, very experimental. Like, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:28.3	Where that's it? Where you're like, you know what? I saw this this little commercial says,
1:34.8	going to keep my balls cool. So I got to try these bad boys out. I have like five or six
1:41.2	different type of what I deem experimental underwear. I believe there are a little bit like a
1:48.8	classier or you got a glass. Sexy or sexy. Like I got your sexy underwear tight in all the right
1:57.6	places. He looks fantastic in these. Yeah, yeah, really make his package stand up. But it's hard.
2:05.9	That's great. I chose, but I was like, God, there's a downside to the sexy ones because I believe
2:12.2	even though the material says it's, oh, it's breathable. It's hotter. So I went with a brand
2:20.2	that is supposed to be breath. Breathe. Breathe. And you're able to move and guys you work outside
2:27.4	in the sun are supposed to have these underwear and everything's good. They repel the sweat. However,
2:34.4	what they're like a last key. So they give you lose your. So when you no, no, no, when you go to
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