Thursday, July 13th 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 13 July 2023

⏱️ 195 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about subtle signs that someone is old, Carmen Electra gets the most requests for pics of a certain body part on her OnlyFans, a guy in trouble for firing a gun at a campground for campers being too loud, an 8-year-old carjacked a driver & led cops on a chase, a woman’s wig hanging out of a trunk got police called on her, how long sex should last, a guy busted for operating a canoe while drunk, cops looking for a guy that flashed his wiener at a Burlington, urinals that will analyze your pee to see if you’re sick, a YouTuber selling a renovated missile silo, FBI found stolen human remains used as décor in a man’s home, a woman had her phone stolen by a fish, an item that would be too fat for the McDonald’s menu, a new trend called ‘Beer Tanning,’ and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the freak. Now you're not necessarily
0:25.9	old if you do this but everyone younger than you will see you as an old person.
0:32.4	People are making you will see you as an old person.
0:34.7	People are making fun of people who scroll through their phone using their index finger. They say that's a subtle sign you're old.
0:45.0	Because the rest of us will use our thumbs.
0:49.0	Yeah, I guess so.
0:51.0	Yeah.
0:52.0	Yeah, I'm using my thumb. Yeah, that's just trying to think of how I would do it.
0:55.6	I don't know if I ever. I feel like I should be putting glasses on and
0:59.7	that's it's like my dad uses his phone. It does make you think someone's older. I highly disagree with that.
1:08.2	Index user? Index user.
1:11.0	Sometimes it's the phone, but usually it's the end.
1:14.0	I'll hold it in my left hand and if I'm going through, you know, like quickly or...
1:20.0	Yeah.
1:21.0	I feel like if I use my thumb, I don't know my fat my thumb's too fat and it hits the edge
1:25.8	it never hits the right thing I'll activate an app that I'm not trying to activate and
1:29.9	then I get all old man James. Yeah well that makes sense then not just one person's
1:35.9	opinion a recent poll done by the makers of Candy Crush found 80% of people
1:39.8	using the app used their thumbs to play. How do they know that? They can tell you're using your
1:46.1	thumb? Yeah I think so. How do you use your thumb to play? They know your thumb print.
1:54.1	I don't know. They know your thumb print. thumb print.
1:55.1	I think it's all right.
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