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Hey there! Thursday, January 5th at Dave and check the freak.

Thank you so much for being here. I went to the post office yesterday.

I always had an adventure around here. I had to send something like registered mail. I go in, I call it, empty-grade.

No one at the window. There's three windows. There's no one there. For real empty. Like totally empty. I'm like not even a worker.

I stood there for like five minutes. There's no bell or anything. Nothing. I didn't hear a sound. No one else came in. It was just me.

What is going on? I did tap on a little plexiglass window, hoping someone was doing something else. That's dangerous.

That's dangerous. Trust me, the attitude they give you in this place, if you don't do stuff right, you could get shot.

You go to a freak hardcore one. Anyway, I'm like again, knock, knock, knock. And then I noticed the tiny little note on lunch back at noon.

What? Holy cow. Why did that start? They do that. They do that after the pharmacist. Yeah, they do that now too.

I had no idea. There's like somebody there to take care of stuff. I've never seen that. That must be an unusual behavior. I feel like they do whatever they want.

I feel like they do. But the whole place is open and they have stuff they sell there, right? Like you can buy packages and tape and cards.

Anyone could just walk out. Yeah, there's no one. Yeah. The door is wide open. If you steal something from there, it's a federal.

Yeah. I got tape. And I went to prison for 30 year prison sentence. Yeah. No. I just I mean lock the door.

You could have jumped over the counter, though, right? No, it's all it's all in case.

You can't get behind this counter. Yeah. So they have to do. They're like go ahead and steal envelopes. I wonder if they're not allowed to lock it because of the like post office boxes.

Yeah, I think that might be okay. They access to that. So they have people have to access the lobby. Yeah, maybe they were just short handed that day.

Someone didn't come in. They needed to eat. Well, you're right. This place they do whatever they want. Yeah, that's what I think it is. I just think my post office lay side just like smoked the Amazon people the other day for me.

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